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Aside from our guaranteed Discordian merchandise above, below you can buy the Principia Discordia, the Wholly Holy Book of Discordianism. Also, for your convenience and our pecuniary gain we've collected the works of Mord the Malignant, also known as Robert Anson Wilson, one of the greatest minds of all time and the author of the immortal "Illuminatus!" trilogy, which features the Discordians as the Good Guys in the War for Reality against the sinister Illuminati, the world's oldest and most successful Conspiracy.

Besides his fiction, Mr. Wilson has also published many non-fiction works, which differ mainly in being less plausible than his fiction. ("The difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to make sense.") Cosmic Trigger I: The Final Secret of the Illuminati, aside from being a good read, tells a lot of the little-t truth about the absolute chaos that were the right-and-left wing's countergames in the Sixties and Seventies. Also included at no extra cost are instructions for activating the rest of your brain. If you buy any of his books from this page, buy that one. Then you'll have to buy all the rest of them, bwuhahahaha! You'll see.

Finally, at least for now, we've included the Holy Books of our bouncing baby sect, The Church of the SubGenius! If you don't want to fry in Hell On Earth - and I know I don't, at least not most days - you must get these books, and you must get right with "Bob!" No, we are not kidding! Discordianism is a "Big Picture" religion: The Church of the SubGenius is a "How To Live More Weirdly Day-To-Day" sort of thing. Two great cults that go great together!

Please note that the Temple does get a very small cut of any money you spend through us, although it doesn't increase the price you pay. We use this to justify the exorbitant expense of maintaining this website in the first place. So buy something, already.

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Principia Discordia
The Loompanics Edition, the first mass printing.
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The Illuminatus Trilogy!
The Eye in the Pyramid
The Golden Apple
Leviathan
The Principia might never have seen the light of day if Shea and Wilson's masterpiece had not become a cult classic. You'll wonder the rest of your days - as does the author - if this could possibly be true... or if it's not weird enough.
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Principia Discordia
This edition, published by Illuminet, has the intro by Kerry Thornley, AKA Lord Omar K. Ravenhurst.
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The Illuminati Papers

What do you think it is? Whatever it is, you're right! Isn't this a great religion?
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Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy
The Universe Next Door
The Trick Top Hat
The Homing Pigeons

More stories from the Illuminatus! universe... which may be our own, only not as bizarre.
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Cosmic Trigger I
Final Secret of the Illuminati
A semi-autobiographical work, this book also contains a lot of history you won't learn in school and instructions for activating the rest of your brain. Buy it and read it no matter which side you're on.
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Cosmic Trigger II
Down to Earth
I haven't read this one yet, so just click on it and go read the Amazon reviews, okay?
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Cosmic Trigger III
My Life After Death

This book deals with further events in Wilson's life, especially what happened after the "greatly exaggerated" rumors of his own death.
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Ishtar Rising
Why the Goddess Went Away, and What to Expect Now that She's Returning

The Goddess never left... we just denied Her. This never works for long.
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Everything is Under Control
Conspiracies, Cults, and Cover-Ups

A waltz through the world of right-wing, left-wing, and just plain flightless conspiracies. Valuable reading for anyone trying to make sense of the 'net. Extremely thorough.
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The New Inquisition

The rising power of the Fun Police and their lethally un-humorous approach to all who oppose them. Remember that John Dillinger died for you and Dr. Leary damn near joined him.
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Coincidance
A Head Test

No, that is not a typo.
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Wilhelm Reich in Hell

Wilhelm Reich was one of the Conspiracy's more tragic victims. This work looks at what happened to him and why it had to happen.
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Quantum Psychology
How Brain Software Programs You and Your World

Okay, this is sorta deep. But once you've tried the soft stuff, you're ready for the hard candy.
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Reality Is What You Can Get Away With

A script for a never-made movie, this is Discordianism for the Masses. The pictures alone are worth the price, but it's a great introduction to.. well, everything.
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And the Walls Came Tumbling Down

Another movie script of Wilson's.
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The Book Of The SubGenius
The Book of the SubGenius, the teachings of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, contains all you need to know to get off Earth when the end of days arrives. Which hopefully will be Real Soon Now!

Click on the above Icon to reach The Church of the SubGenius directly. Or, if you've got a hankerin' to show "Bob" your money is where your mouth is, click here to go directly to their online store. Salvation guaranteed or TRIPLE your money back!
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Revelation X

The "Bob" Apocryphon! More of the Sacred Teachings of "Bob," essential for all SubGenii!

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