Principia Discordia

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How I Found Goddess, and What I Did to Her After I Found Her

The Principia Discordia ("Principles of Discord" or "Confusion for Fun and Prophets") is the Wholey Holy Book of Discordianism, containing many colorful truths (one of the earliest Miracles of Discordianism is that such colorful truths reproduced so well on a black and white mimeograph machine.) Written by Malaclypse the Younger, the Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold, and Lord Omar Khaayam Ravenhurst, Bull Goose of Limbo, it sets forth Her words on divers topics and contains many life-changing affirmations. You should read it. Either you're one of us, or you're a member of one of the Orders of Discordia, in which case you're still one of us, so either way you need to know what's in it.

Things you might want to know about that the Principia doesn't talk about:

Discordian Sins

The Discordian Afterlife

Other Deities

Well, okay, it does, but not much.

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This Page was written by St. Marc in Adobe GoLive 5.0. It was first put online on Boomtime, the Tenth of Aftermath, 3166 (for those of you on Region of Thud time, that's Sunday, October 29, 2000.) It was last modified on Sweetmorn, the Third of Discord, 3167 (likewise, that's Saturday, March 17, 2001.) All Original Content including graphics is (C) 2000, 2001 Eris. If you can get Her permission, you can copy whatever you want. Consult your pineal gland for licensing information.

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!